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Kyle Kimberlin
Friday, April 25, 2014
Saturday, March 16, 2013
There's Not Much There Here
That's because I do most of my blogging now at Google+.
That link is http://profiles.google.com/kkimberlin
My writing blog moved about a year ago, to Metaphor.KyleKimberlin.com.
That link is http://profiles.google.com/kkimberlin
My writing blog moved about a year ago, to Metaphor.KyleKimberlin.com.
Sunday, March 10, 2013
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
This Inanity Must Be Stopped!
We must start a Facebook petition to stop this "conservative Christian" attack on yogurt!
Never mind that Facebook petitions almost never state whether the alleged issue is real, how a petition could possibly be useful, or even to whom it might be delivered. This must be stopped, and futile overreaction is as good a solution as any other.
I can only presume they're against yogurt because we're eating live cultures. Ironically, so called right wing conservatives are eating human cultures in vast quantities! Isn't that more sinful than eating bacteria?
It's just another absurd unscientific misunderstanding, like stem cell research. And I like yogurt—I confess I had some for breakfast. I'm a conservative Christian too, and it's not against my religion! Yogurt helps me keep morally straight and … culturally regular.
Wait ... erm... it says yoga, not yogurt. My mistake. Imagine my embarrassment. Never mind.
But still … you know... idiots abound.
Never mind that Facebook petitions almost never state whether the alleged issue is real, how a petition could possibly be useful, or even to whom it might be delivered. This must be stopped, and futile overreaction is as good a solution as any other.
I can only presume they're against yogurt because we're eating live cultures. Ironically, so called right wing conservatives are eating human cultures in vast quantities! Isn't that more sinful than eating bacteria?
It's just another absurd unscientific misunderstanding, like stem cell research. And I like yogurt—I confess I had some for breakfast. I'm a conservative Christian too, and it's not against my religion! Yogurt helps me keep morally straight and … culturally regular.
Wait ... erm... it says yoga, not yogurt. My mistake. Imagine my embarrassment. Never mind.
But still … you know... idiots abound.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Snow Day Blues
In the song Frosty the Snowman, we know that Frosty leads the children on some sort of Occupy Snow march and approaches a traffic cop.
And since, "He only paused a moment when he heard him holler Stop," what happened next?
Now you know the rest of the story. Failure to obey a lawful order, non-permitted parade, child endangerment.
Frosty's ass really melted in county jail, boys and girls.
And since, "He only paused a moment when he heard him holler Stop," what happened next?
Now you know the rest of the story. Failure to obey a lawful order, non-permitted parade, child endangerment.
Frosty's ass really melted in county jail, boys and girls.
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
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